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Posted by Malti - January 2nd, 2024
So basically,
I went out to me grandpapi’s ranch for the week and spent new year’s eve drinking shitty fake champagne (I’d say it’s pretty clear i’m under the legal drinking age.)
and talking to friends about how little I watch CoryXKenshin. Here’s a pic for proof.
Pretty cool right? Anyways, I hope you all are excited for this coming year. 2023 was pretty ‘aight for me, so I’m hoping for some excitement in 2024. Chia me es hova.
Posted by Malti - December 28th, 2023
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
DIS SHIT IS HEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOTTTTttttt.
THE TRAVERSAL THE COMBAT
(Not the gadgets.)
EVERYTHING!!!!!
I will try to make an actual review for this game because for the last 3 days it’s all I’ve been playing. Like, I beat it in like… Two days. Anyways, bye.
YEEEERRRR
Posted by Malti - October 17th, 2023
Everybody else is doing it, so I might as well.
Yeah I’m probably gonna get all self conscious about this. I’m gonna be like, “Your copying other people!” And then I’m like, “But doodling isn’t a new idea!” Then the stupid-ass voice in my head is gonna be like, “I’m just a voice in your head you asmatic motherfucker!” Is that how you spell asmatic? I don’t care enough to check.
I’m a head out now. It’s my free period, but it’s ‘bout to end soon. Adiós fuckers!
Posted by Malti - October 7th, 2023
This shit exceeds expectations.
I'm hot off the first listen and HOO-BOY this is some heat. The cool thing is that this is the first album I've anticipated. I guess you could say I anticipated The Estate Sale, but it's also a deluxe album that, for some reason, took me awhile to listen to all of it.
anyways
Now I'm Gonna Rank Every Song off the First Listen:
100 High Street (7/10) "It's just an intro track."
Vin Skully (9/10) Probably my 2nd fav.
Sentry (feat. MIKE) (9/10) 3rd fav.
Heat Check (7.5/10)
Mancala (feat. Vince Staples) (8/10) Kinda sounds like School Spirit.
27 Braids (10/10) HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTT
Mac Deuce (8.5/10)
Sirius Blac (8.5/10)
Dead Zone (9.5/10) Is this whole album just really good elevator music?
The Caliphate (feat. Vince Staples) (6/10) Meh.
Free the Ruler (7.5/10) "It's just an ending track."
