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Posted by Malti - August 29th, 2023


So when somebody yells your name while you’re sleeping and wakes you up, do you hear the yell while still technically asleep? If not, how do you know somebody’s talking to you or what they said to wake you up? I’m genuinely asking. Reading Earl Sweatshirt tweets got me thinkin.


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Posted by Malti - July 27th, 2023


Oh yeah. I’m supposed to post art. Hehe. I uh… I’m… Sorry? Eh I don’t give that much of a shit. Look at this picture.

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Isn’t that cool?


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Posted by Malti - July 6th, 2023


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Boombox

laramies

mMid90s

books comic books

smart guy

fuckshit

ray

4#th geade

michale cera

isan

stevie

not stewie

snes

fzero

mid90s soundtrack

2002 Toyota tacoma

drugs bitch his a fuckin kid

nakel smith

page 64

if a doctor gave tit to you could it possibly be bad

comouter sanurai

conputer smaiaa

vomouguer samurai

conouter samura

computer samurai

michael Cera palin

wrestle with jimmy

sunburn

fuckshit

ruben

ray

foruthgrade

weeeeed my (sentences suck when you can’t say certain words. I’m Colombian motheruccker)

is 3:18

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Jesus smoked kools n***a. I bleeped it so it’s not bad prolabhy

now it’s 3:25

Asian girls are hot comment if you agree


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Posted by Malti - June 23rd, 2023


Guys!


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Wolf - Album Review


get ready for some hot takes.


TRACK LIST:

Wolf - 7/10

Jamba  - 7.5/10

Cowboy - 9/10 (I really, REALLY wanted to give this a 10 but godAMNit, I have to go with my gut. My gut kinda sucks.)

Awkward - 8/10

Domo23 - 7.5/10 ( I know, I know… Sacrilege.)

Answer - 8.5/10

Slater - 7.5/10

48 - 8/10

Colossus - 7/10 (EVEN MORE SACRILEGE I KNOW.)

PartyIsntOver/Campfire/Bimmer - 8/10 - 7/10 - 8.5/10

Ifhy - 7/10

Pigs - 8/10

Parking Lot - 8/10 (It’s an 8 just for ending by leading into Rusty. Speaking of leading in…) l

Rusty  - 10/10 (Or 11/10, I’ll think about it.) l

Trashwang - 9/6 (Whatever do you mean, it doesn’t make sense? V

Treehome95 - 7.5/10

Tamale - 8/10 ( Sorry Goofy. Oh yeah and send me a postcard.)

Lone - 8.5/10

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W H Hehe. Letters are weird. Bye Guys.


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Posted by Malti - May 30th, 2023


HBO has got to be the stupidest company in the history of television. Like, do they not realize everyone calls it HBO not fucking MAX. Like how stoooopid can you be?! Honestly man. Honestly. I still have to finish Loiter Squad though so I’ll still buy it.

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“Fuck Bill O’reilly.”


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Posted by Malti - May 28th, 2023


Sorry to https://doggonnys.newgrounds.com/ for I could not find the Boondocks season 1 DVD.

I BEG OF THEE FORGIVENESS


Anyways, here’s the DVD Collection.

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*cries*


I also started collecting comics!iu_981674_11939378.png

You may have noticed that there is a Big Nate book shown in the background. Guess which one it is. No I’m serious! Stop reading this and comment your answer. (If you want because if I’m honest I want to talk to you guys about other shit.) Did you submit your guess? Well you’re wrong because it’s actually the fucking Boredom Buster. I’m not kidding. I have the GodAMN activity book. I think the reason I only have the one is because at my local Half Price Books all of the Big Nate comics are in the kids section, and I get all embarrassed while over there. Like, in my head imagine someone’s gonna point at me and say, “HEY, LOOK AT THAT TEENAGER IN THE KIDS SECTION! WHAT A FRIKKIN DORK!” While what they’re really thinking is, “What a weird kid.”

Not as bad but still not a good reaction.


Oh yeah, I started playing Punch Out!!! on the switch NES game pack thing-a-ma-jig. (I’ll tell you when I get a real NES.)

I’ve gotten as far as the World Circuit Bald Bull fight, but it keeps kicking my ass. After I realized you could do a kind of rewind on the NGPT (NES game pack thing-a-ma-jig.) I have been trying to hot wire it out of my head, since I always feel like a “fake gamer” doing it. Thus ends this week-ish news update. I hope you have a…iu_981672_11939378.png

I hope you have a “permanently” day!


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Posted by Malti - May 22nd, 2023


The movie The Thing ends on a bit of a cliffhanger with neither the audience nor the main characters knowing who is assimilated. After the movie some odd years later The Thing video game was made and for some reason was said to be canon to the movie, with John Carpenter saying, “This game kicks ass!”

the only reason I made this news post was to have an excuse to mention the word kick ass. Yes it is one word if you’re not a fucking dolt. What does dolt even mean? I don’t know. I don’t. Know.iu_977314_11939378.jpg


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Posted by Malti - May 14th, 2023


I was biking the other day, (I be bikin sometimes.) and decided to listen to T’s album WOLF and realized ITS FUCKING AWESOME. Cowboy, WOLF, and ANSWER are my favorites. Specifically Cowboy’s instrumental is fucking amazing.

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im bikin. Im biking with me and my daniel

I still haven’t heard cherry bomb I’m very sorry. I SWEAR I will get to it.

I love White Ferrari. Like I don’t know anything about cars but this song makes me want to get the car. Oh yeah, I’m watching HIVEMIND’s Frank Ocean Bracket and I’m already mad. Like fucking god how could they do Biking like that.


what’s up goofy


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Posted by Malti - May 9th, 2023


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Posted by Malti - May 7th, 2023


So. About Nights.

It's a song that changed me.

Pink+White is great too!


also... Be Yourself.


I was doing something or probably something else and was like, "You know what? I'm going to through myself into the pits of Gambino and see if I survive." Anyways, I technically survived and learned things that I will elaborate on later. But first...

"Awaken My Love!"

The best songs on the album are in no particular order:

Baby Boy

Redbone

Me and Your Mama

Not Riot (ITS TOO FUCKING SHORT)

Have Some Love


transition


"Because the Internet"

The best songs are in no particular order:

I. The Worst Guys

II. Shadows

III. Telegraph Ave. ("Oakland" By Lloyd)

IV. Sweatpants

V. 3005

I. Flight of the Navigator


By the way, what is up with almost all the best songs on BTI are grouped together?


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*Anyways Part II*


I will now explain the Alien Theory to you because I can't tell anyone else.

The theory goes that during the BTI album's screenplay there are multiple stories going on. One of which is a GODAMN ALIEN INVASION MOTHERFUCKERS HOLY SHIT

When you watch all the 4 music videos made you see a loose story.

The Worst Guys The Boy/Donald/Gambino is infected at about 1:47 or is an alien creature that connected to the Boy.

Telegraph Ave. The Boy and Jhene go to Oakland, but the locals are suspicious of him. At the end of the video The Boy and Jhene go out for a walk to end their date where the locals attempt to ambush them and kill Gambino. But... after Gambino is hit by their car, he... murders them with alien tentacles, signifying the alien taking over for a moment. Supposedly Gambino tries to calm Jhene down but to no avail saying, "Please don't run away... I'm a murderer... What does that change?"

Sweatpants After Gambino is left alone, he is left sad and lonely, as seen in the Sweatpants music video. But due to The Boy's Infection he seemingly invertedly infects the customers of the diner. When the video switches to Urn It seems like the human parts of the aliens or the aliens themselves communicating, with the video ending with a looming light engulfing the moon seemingly being the alien ship landing.

3005 As the Ferris wheel turns, we see fires raging around it, the aliens wreaking havoc on earth. Also told by the Ferris wheel spinning is the hands of time move with it showcased by the other passengers on the wheel getting older and eventually disappearing while The Boy stays the same. The aliens eventually leave 992 years later the year 3005, with the aliens saying, "We did it! Yay! N***a you so thirsty." and the original Gambino alien still being alive shown by this silhouette. iu_965408_11939378.webp

Flight of the Navigator "There were so many pretty faces... I talked to birds; I fell in love again... And none of this never ended, everything just kept going and going... We became the same, we became the same." All there is here is really just that the name is the same of the 1986 sci-fi film Flight of the Navigator about aliens. Wowzers man! pretty cool right! I can't sleep!

This is basically a written version of An Absurd Existence's video about the theory. Like, almost copy and pasted.


911/ Mr. Lonely

I Ain't Got Time!

She & Yonkers


I need to listen to wolf and cherry bomb sorry.


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